Robyn Joanna Seegers-Allers
Designer, illustrator, & certified conjurer of creative chaos (the cool kind).
I bring brands to life with bold ideas, brilliant visuals, and just enough mischief to keep things interesting. I’ve built brand identities with actual personality, crafted social content people want to engage with, and taken photos that do more than just float about in the ether-net.
From campaigns with a cheeky glint, to layouts that flirt with your eyeballs, I do it all with colour, character, and a firm “no thanks” to anything boring.
If your project needs a splash of magic, a clever twist, and a designer who secretly thinks in punchlines, you’ve found the right RJ.
“I am a full-time enthusiast for clever ideas, questionable snacks, and the perfect pencil.”
- A Mad-Lad version of RJ
I believe in colour with confidence, fonts with feelings, and the quiet power of well-placed mischief.
When I’m not buried in a sketchbook or coaxing pixels into place, you’ll find me chasing curiosities, championing weird little details, or talking to inanimate objects like they’re old friends (the basil plant gets a lot of attention).
I’m creatively restless, slightly obsessed with doing things properly, and always chasing that sweet spot between beautiful and brilliantly unexpected. I am the first to say that I care a bit too much, and cannot wait to care about your needs, too.
Say Cheese (or Don’t, I Like Moody Too)
Laugh, Love, Lively Bouquets
Candid, colourful, and never too cheesy — unless that’s the brief. I’m here for the real moments, the awkward giggles, the champagne chaos, and the uncle who won’t leave the dance floor.
Fur, feathers, chaos & charm
From zoomies to side-eye, I capture your furry (or feathery, or scaly) companions in all their glory. Yes, I’ve made a cat look majestic. Yes, I’ve bribed dogs with biscuits. No regrets.
Bright Lights, Big Vibes, Beautiful Noise
Whether it’s a toe-tapping jazz trio or full-volume chaos with questionable pyrotechnics, I’m there in the pit (or politely crouching near the bar) capturing every sweaty solo and crowd-surfing blur. Loud looks good in photos. Who knew?
Design That Talks Back
Decked Out
Taking dry pitch decks & giving them a glow-up. Less yawn, more yes please. Sharp visuals, clear messaging, and just enough flair to make stakeholders blink twice.
Paper With A Punch
From moody gig posters to cheeky event flyers, these are designed to be grabbed, shared, or stolen off notice boards by someone with good taste.
Grid Game Strong
Bringing the socials to life with bold visuals, bitey copy, and layouts that know exactly where your thumbs go. Designed for double-taps and the occasional “omg who did this?”
Slides With Swagger
No more PowerPoint trauma. I turn your content into slick, stylish, semi-miraculous presentations that make you look as brilliant as your meeting notes actually are.
Click Worthy & Clever
Click Worthy & Clever
Read it & Beam
Design Dispatch
Sleek, stylish, and just a classy: The Crema Design Newsletters and Blogs
A semi-regular missive from the land of interior design. Expect showroom updates, nice things we’ve seen in the Euro-sphere, and the occasional rant about new design movements. Short, sweet, and the right type of beige.
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Sleek, informative, and confidently curated.
Charming and accessible.
Fluent in design-jargon but never waffly.
Witty, polished, and aesthetically obsessed.
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Consumers who care about quality, over quantity.
Architects, interior designers, and stylists looking for hero pieces.
Young professionals and mid-career creatives with taste and disposable income.
Anyone who describes a chair as “a statement”.
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Position Crema as a leader in high-end, modern furniture and design in Southern Africa.
Contribute to brand loyalty through aesthetic inspiration and storytelling.
Drive traffic to the website and convert readers into buyers.
Celebrate design as a lifestyle, not just a product.
The Bush Telegraph
Wild, warm, and wonderfully muddy: The Askarian Times Monthly Newsletters and Blogs
Updates straight from the reserve. Animal antics, conservation wins, and muddy boots with purpose. Like a postcard from the wild, but with fewer stamps and more cheetah print.
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Warm, smart, and grounded.
A bit cheeky, a bit muddy, always passionate.
Peer-to-peer, not preachy, like your cool eco-friend who knows stuff and likes to chat about it.
Down-to-earth but never dull.
Update-centered, with recurring themes and characters.
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Young adults to mid-30s with a heart for conservation and adventure.
Students, gap-year travellers, and career breakers looking for meaningful experiences.
European and UK-based, environmentally conscious, and physically active.
People who like animals, don’t mind dirt, and want their volunteering to mean something.
People with disposable income wanting to support a cause with claws.
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Attract and inspire potential volunteers, past revisitors or future adventurers.
Build awareness and support for conservation efforts.
Create a sense of community and involvement from across the globe.
Educate without being dry, excite without being gimmicky.
Strategic Shenanigans
Strategic Shenanigans
Form, Function, and Fabulousness
Social media isn’t just vibes and hashtags, it’s a very stylish strategy game, and I love a good plan. I map out content that actually says something, schedule it like a pro, and keep the chaos to a minimum (most of the time).
You could wing it… or you could let me do it properly, with a calendar, a colour palette, and a tiny bit of magic.
Freshly Brewed
From Stories to carousels to reels that don't make you cringe, I design social posts that look good and actually belong in your feed. Need photos edited? Captions finessed? A template that makes your grid sing? Done.
Every post is brewed with intention and just the right amount of bite… No weak tea allowed.
Behind the Curves
There’s a whole lot going on behind the scenes of a good social feed, and I’m knee-deep in it. I track what works, tweak what doesn’t, and turn boring data into actual direction.
Analytics, admin, engagement… the stuff most people avoid, but I secretly love. I’m like a spreadsheet in heels.
Organised Chaos, but Make it Cute
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From curating the perfect lineup of pieces to making sure everything gets there (and back) in one piece, I handle the beautiful logistics behind creative events and shows. Guest Lists, costing, packing plans… it’s all part of showbiz. Think less clipboard, more creative command centre.
I have worked with Decorex, Cape Town Furniture Week, and Design Indaba. -
I source, style, and sort the perfect pieces for mags, shoots, lookbooks, expos, you name it. Whether it’s a very specific chair or a feeling you can’t quite describe, I find what fits and make it work. It’s part treasure hunt, part taste test, all in a day’s work.
My flair was been seen with the likes of House & Leisure, Lookbook, Visi, Muse Magazine, GroundGlass Films, and Casta Diva Studios. -
I keep the chaos cute with colour-coded plans, tight logistics, and inventories that actually make sense. From project timelines to packing lists, I turn the mess into something manageable with a spreadsheet that sparkles and a to-do list that gets done.
My oragnisational efforts have been part of the conversation at Technomobi, Crema Design, and Decorex Cape Town. -
I speak fluent time zone. From international suppliers to cross-border logistics, I handle the back-and-forth with grace, good humour, and the right currency. Budgets behave, emails land, and nobody ends up shouting in customs… It’s diplomacy, but with better vibes.
I have moved and shook with the best of them at 101Copenhagen, Ferm Living, HAY, Muuto, and Tom Dixon (to spare you the whole list).